Mini Squishable Flocked Christmas Tree

What exactly is a Mini Flocked Christmas Tree? I don’t entirely know, but judging from context clues, it’s a tree that’s decorated all super fancy and stylish. Also judging from context clues, you probably know more about Christmas trees than I do. The context clue in particular to which I refer is the fact that you are, yourself, also apparently a Christmas tree. I pick up on things like that.